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A Pae Named Pae

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In a partial page where I was going to do a paeish dictionary comic but decided to scrap the concept, the following words were defined:

moo:  the sound a pae makes ... paes are not moo-creatures
moof:  short for mooface, or a grunt ... not a pae trying to sound like a moo-creature
meh:  when a pae tries to meow like a cat
marf:  when a pae tries to bark like a dog
mooface:  a word that is offensive to paes when said by non-paes, though paes seem to use it with impunity ... example:
     Pae 1:  "Yo mooface, pae gonna nom a snack!"
     Pae 2:  "NOM THAT SNACK, MOOFACE!"
     Molly:  "Oh my god, mooface, why you nommin' my snack?"
     Pae 1:  *horrified gasp*  "SHE SAID THE M-WORD"
     Pae 2:  "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD!  THAT'S OUR WORD!"
     Molly:  "How is it that you guys can say the m-word but I can't?"
     Good Pae:  "Cuz you ain't a mooface!"

pae:  a word that can be used as a noun, pronoun, verb, adverb and adjective and can sometimes comprise an entire paeish sentence, can also mean mooface, and is frequently used as a self-reference ... when used pejoratively, it is often in place of censor-worthy slang.  "Pae is gonna pae that paeing pae!" for instance means "I am gonna *bleep* that *bleeping* *bleep*."

paepae:  a term of endearment, referring to a particularly cute pae ... the easter paepae, for instance.

paepaepae:  complete gibberish

snackleberry:  a 4-8 ounce single-serving bag of chips
snackleberry bush/tree:  a chip clip stand
snackleberry hedgerow:  the snacks aisle at the grocery store